Toys Archive

The Kouklitas – Art Dolls with a Gothic Narrative

New York based artist Andrew Yang hand-makes these strange little dolls – named Kouklitas after the Greek word for doll koukla – out of muslin and hand paints their faces. There are different ranges of dolls, including a more commercial ‘Editorial’ line based on the collections of major fashion houses like Givenchy and Lanvin. Cooler and creepier are the ‘Collection’, which features a range of whimsical characters that look like they’ve been transported out of the stories of the Brother’s Grimm. Each doll has a name and, best of all, a narrative explaining who she is and how she came to be. The Gothic origin stories are often based in post-civil war New Orleans.

Of the Clora and Clarice doll (pictured above):

Cora and Clarice, Clarice and Cora. This set of unique twins was born in ante-bellum New Orleans to Irish immigrant parents Cieran and Cara McCarthy, who were reportedly barely making ends meet as music teachers. Before they were out of the crib the wonder twins were proficient in the violin and piano. Eventually they toured Europe; after their famous Dresden performance in a family induced interpretation of an opera ballet version of Swan Lake, their fame and wealth were cemented. Both girls maintained dozens of lovers, but they were always shared. Shortly after the twins settled in London at the peak of their careers, a certain Harold Hartfordshire blatantly favored Clarice, the more timid of the girls. After Mr. Hartfordshire was found brutally murdered in his York estate, Clarice shocked the world with her confession implicating her sister, therefore herself, in the horrible crime. They were tried and hung, and are noted to be “the first publicly executed set of conjoined twins.”

If you don’t fancy any of the collection dolls, Yang also creates custom dolls. But do they come with their own personal histories?

Image from the Koulitas website

Buy Chocolate Anuses at The Shop of Horrors in London

The Last Tuesday Society's Shop of Horros in Bethnal Green, London

The Last Tuesday Society “is devoted to exploring and furthering the esoteric, literary and artistic aspects of life in London and beyond.”

They hold a wide variety of beautiful, curious events, and I suspect we’ll be writing about them again in the future. But today we’d like to highlight their incredible Little Shop of Horrors in Bethnal Green, London. The shop of curiosities sells:

A wide variety of curiosities and oddities [...] from human fetuses to shrunken heads, chocolate anuses, carniverous plants, orchids and mutated teddy bears, not to mention a fine selection of speciality teas, broken children’s toys and dead plants

It’s located at 11 Mare Street, and is currently open 12-6pm, Friday to Sunday.

The Nintendo Land Mine

Nintendo Land Mine Toy

Gunpei Yokoi was a genius. Having joined Nintendo in 1965, he went on to create the Game & Watch handheld games, the Game Boy, and produced a large number of successful Nintendo games.

Yet the modern family-friendly image of Nintendo – who are reluctant to feature violence in any games for their systems – seems a long way from one of Gunpei’s early patents under Nintendo: the Nintendo Land Mine Toy.

Considering this was filed in 1969, when the number of US soldiers in Vietnam during the Vietnam War peaked at over half a million, it seems a little crude and insensitive by today’s standards, especially it’s juxtaposition with other innocent toys:

The toy of the present invention may be used [...] as a kind of frightening device like a jack-in-the-box

The toy was recently quoted in a patent application for a “Anti-personnel device for war gaming exercises“. It seems now, as then, the simulation of the horrors of war is in demand.

Rainbow Brite 2.0

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Rainbow Brite was a childhood fixture for most girls who grew up in the 80s in North America. She was cheerful and colourful, had a pony, a sprite friend called Twink, her own animated television show and best of all, there were fabulous Rainbow Brite toys. She was the Punky Brewster of cartoons and I thought she was very cool.

Though I am always excited to see old toys come back into fashion, the makeover that often accompanies them is usually baffling, as toy companies scramble to remix old icons with what they imagine today’s kids want. In the case of Rainbow Brite, who recently turned 25, maker of syrupy sweet movies-of-the-week and greeting cards Hallmark is the culprit (they were also her original creator). About the makeover:

Still magical, but with a modern flair, [Rainbow Brite] has a look that fits with today’s tween market. Playmates Toys has been given the master toy license and a whole series of toys; including fashion dolls, plushies and horses that will hit shelves this fall! (source)

The results of their re-visioning are innocuous and bland (here to see). They have turned Rainbow Brite into an acid-trippy, less sexy version of Bratz dolls. I am imagining a group of middle-age executives huddled in a beige board room somewhere trying to answer the question of ‘what does the all important tween market want?’

I think they have failed, but then again, I was a child of the 80s. I am also probably just as out of touch.

What do you think?

Raibow Brite image by Sterin